I can’t believe all the things I’m hearing. This looks bad. I kind of just want to jump in and scream, “fine, I’ll fuck one of you, then everyone will be evenâ€! The Rican Tyra is just backing up left slant. She’s throwing out dates and times of hook ups and what he told her. Calling roommate a no good dog. Apparently they found each other through his myspace page, rookie mistake. I want to transfer some of my player negotiating skills to him, what I’ve done in similar situations back in my youf. Roommate then made his last stand like a man monologue and it went something like this…..
Roommate: Listen Left Slant, Ima be real wich you. I liked you and I had strong feeling for you but honestly the last couple of months between us have sucked. We be chilling then you gotta drive all the way back to Alexandria for this or that (blame the distance). On top of all that you’re always on my case about everything (blame her, it’s her fault). And you Tyra, you’re a cool chick and all. I thought it was just a onetime thing and never knew it’d keep going. There was never any drama with us and when we chilled we chilled (compliment the hotter chick; try to save some for later). For real I’m sorry I hurt you left slant I should have handled the situation better (take slight accountability, but never admit to shit). But for real, this is whack how you two are coming at me with all this drama. I don’t need this, it’s whatever, you’ll can both bounce (blame both of them for making your life difficult, act like they’ve violated your trust and you’re hurt).